HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...