My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...