Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”