What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
If Microsoft built cars
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A golf club visits a local bar
|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.