Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Banned Children’s Books
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Daughter in college
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What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...