Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Farm jokes 10
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...