Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...