Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...