Mind telling me the time?
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Noah And Today’s Ark
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Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
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Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
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Fun Toungue Twister!
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Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
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The Divorce…
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Two kindergarten girls were talking outside…
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