Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
Retractions by the NY Times in 1998
The Top 13 Retractions Printed by the NY Times in 199813 “Correction: The cookie...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...