I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
THEY SAY THOSE THINGS WILL KILL YOU
|Not much was given to me on this unlucky fellow, but he qualifies nonetheless....