Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Call me Bubba
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...