Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...