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Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
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A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
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Energizer Bunny arrested!
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One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
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If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
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A lawyers tomstone.
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