Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Letters To Landlord
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...