My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...