A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
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Blue Elephants
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Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Genie and Mother-in-law
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
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Money On the Side
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Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
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The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...