How many sheep do I have?
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Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?
Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A:...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
New scientific theories V
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Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
Santas Diversion
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