New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
His wife had been killed
|His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan....
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
gay lad limerick
There was a gay lad from KartoumeTook a lesbian up to his roomWell, they...