Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...