Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...