I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...