Things to do visiting your Therapist
Some ways to make sure you get an interesting prescription:1. Ask to borrow a...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Putting it in.
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, “I had an affair...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
More Office Wisdom…
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in...