fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...