Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...