How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
A Round of Golf
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...