Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.