Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....