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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Iraqi tv-guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
His Last Wishes
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...