Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica