Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Slow golfers are ahead of us
|Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch....
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
99 Condoms
A guy walks into a local pharmacy and walks up to the counter where...