If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
10 reasons to buy a new car…
10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of...
And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...