Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...