A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
Adjust the Chair
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....