dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
Bingo Card
The wife comes home from a night at bingo with a new fur coat....
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...