Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Economics astrology
|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...