Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...