Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...