Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...