Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
The Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...