Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse…
A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Inspecting the truck
|A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...