The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Mercy Hospital
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...