What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...