What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
Purchasing power of burgers
|Cologne, May 27 dpa – The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Same Aid
One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...