Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...