Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
A new method
It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,”If anyone...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...