Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...