Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Parking Problem
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the...
The Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...