Father Murphy met Casey
|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
Alabama License Application
Last name: _________________First name:(Check appropriate box) billy bob Bobby-Sue Billy-Joe Bobby-Jo Billy-Ray...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Adam & Eve make a choice!
God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...