You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...