Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Partial Dosage
Partial DosageAn elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked thepharmacist for...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...