Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.