The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Letters from charities
|I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day,...
Great news for Bill Gates
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor…
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for....
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!