Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Hard of Hearing Genie
OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...