insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Client Bill
A well known rich businessman’s wife broke her hip. The businessman got the best...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...