Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...