What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Humor about the Irish
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub....
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Bear jokes 02
|: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What do...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...