Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...