58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...