Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Air Force One crashes
|Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....