Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town…
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he wentout and...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...